Strange Things

Why I Hate Ortho Tri-Cyclen Lo

erratic_prophet | 20 November, 2006 12:44

A bulleted list of the reasons why I hate Ortho Tri-Cyclen Lo (and why I'm going back to Yasmin):

It's spin-the-dial format. I don't do well with circular. Do you know how many times I've over-clicked and had to spin all of the way around again to the right day? I need linear!
Numbers. I can't do numbers either. Am I on day 12 or 13? Or was it actually 11? I don't know! Give me days of the week! I know when it's Monday or Tuesday! Or I can ask someone and they know.

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Next Video: Dancing Nazis

erratic_prophet | 15 November, 2006 00:29

I can't get this out of my head!

I've been yodeling all day. That's been getting me some odd looks at work.

Another One-- Or Two-- Bites the Dust

erratic_prophet | 07 November, 2006 15:35

Cosmetics Coworker: "So did you hear?"

Me: "I hear nothing. Tell me."

Cosmetics Coworker: "New girl was so desperate to get out of here that just before she went to lunch, she said that her cousin died from a heroin overdose and then took off. Haven't seen her since."

Me: "Heroin? Wow. She really wanted out. My cousin would've just gotten into a car accident or fallen off a ladder or something.."

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